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This isn't really a joke and I've talked about this with my brother. When you're a kid, people ask you what your favorite animal is. The most common answers are: dog, cat, horse, hippo, turtle(my personal favorite), dolphin, and penguin. No one ever says their favorite animal is a shrimp. So if you want to mess with some people, you know what to say.

What's your favorite animal?

Shimp

Shrimp? Why?

Because they taste good.


I was just thinking about some other strange favorite animals and I thought of this:

What's your favorite animal?

Pork.

Uh, that's not an animal.

That's not what PETA says.


I know, I know. I find dumb things funny.