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Here are some more chicken jokes that I just thought of.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it looked both ways already.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it can't fly over the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: FREEEEDOM!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: It was on strike.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Sarah Palin! (it's not supposed to make sense)

What is the one thing handicapped people can do easier than others?



Answer: Find parking.

This isn't really a joke and I've talked about this with my brother. When you're a kid, people ask you what your favorite animal is. The most common answers are: dog, cat, horse, hippo, turtle(my personal favorite), dolphin, and penguin. No one ever says their favorite animal is a shrimp. So if you want to mess with some people, you know what to say.

What's your favorite animal?

Shimp

Shrimp? Why?

Because they taste good.


I was just thinking about some other strange favorite animals and I thought of this:

What's your favorite animal?

Pork.

Uh, that's not an animal.

That's not what PETA says.


I know, I know. I find dumb things funny.

Do you know who fails at life?

Who?

Dead people.

Here's another joke I thought of.

What did one sloth say to the other sloth?

Answer: "I see you're still here."

Hahahahaha! Get it?! No? Crap.

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

A doorbell salesman.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer: because it has feet. duh.


Here's another joke:


Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Answer: because it was suicidal.
Get it? It only crossed half way and then waited to get hit by a car. I know, I know. Lame. But it's the best I can come up with.

Your friend says: Hmm, something smells good.

You say: I just farted.

This sticker on my banana gives me an idea for a t-shirt. Or maybe, no one finds it funny and I'm just a jerk.