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I went to an oral surgeon today for a consultation to get my 4 wisdom teeth taken out. Two of them are coming in weird and are pushing the rest of my teeth crooked so I really want to take them out, but today at the office they had me watch an "Informed Patient Consent" video about the procedure and risks of getting my teeth taken out.

I must say that the video freaked me out a little. Cracked jaws, permanent nerve damage, extreme pain. My I remind you that I'm very pain intolerant. I'll also have to be put to sleep during the operation. Though it's only going to be 20 minutes I'm afraid that I won't ever wake up. I'm a heavy sleeper and I'm sure my body would like being in a coma. Judgement day will be 5 days from today.

So I just want to make it clear that if I die, here is how my stuff will be divided:

DVD Movies - All will go to my brother since he needs a good Kung Fu movie collection.

Text Books - All of my text books will be either sold, and the money given back to my parents, or burned.

Other Books - All are given to my brother since he still needs to read Harry Potter and could use some Bruce Lee exercise books.

Clothes - Donated to ARC or the Salvation Army. Except for my autographed Lalaine shirt. That will go on ebay and the money given back to Lalaine.

Video Games and Hardware - will be given to a grade school girl who writes the best essay about turtles determined by my friend Terra.

Computers - My two laptops will be buried with me since I've spent a high percentage of my life using them.

External Hard drive - Given to Terra since she'll probably be the most appreciative of all the music and video I have on there. But it might be nice to let my parents get a copy of all the pictures on there also.

Toys - If you were a childhood friend, you can pick your favorite toy that I have to keep, but the rest of my toys will be sold on ebay as one giant lot with a Buy it now price of $10,000.

Cameras - My digital cameras, camcorders, and web cam will be given to Terra only if she starts making YouTube videos with them. If not, then they shall be given to an astronaut to make YouTube videos from space.

Wealth - My meager savings, paypal, and google adsense account will be transfered to my parents in order for them to buy a giant tv and another year worth of internet/cable service.

My Pet Turtle - If I leave Mr. Turtle to my parents they'll probably throw him away. So I will give my turtle to my two responsible friends Celia and Cleria. They will have joint custody of Mr. Turtle because even though he's only 6oz, he's a handful...literally. And maybe Mr. Turtle may even become their official church mascot.

Everything Else - The rest of my stuff from my bike, tooth brush, bed sheets, key chain collection, stickers, exercise equipment, lint roller, etc. will all be up for grabs for whoever wants them.