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I don’t remember my 2008 resolutions and I know that I will forget my 2009 resolutions unless I write them down somewhere.

Will Smith says he doesn’t believe in resolutions because “why wait to do something when you can start doing it now.” My resolutions will be more like goals. By the end of 2009, I will have to have completed each of these goals. Or else…I fail at life.

So here are my resolutions.

PHYSICAL
-Reach 7% body fat or lower
-Be able to do 75 pushups in one session
-Be able to do horizontal splits
-Weigh no more than 155lbs

INTERNET
-Make 2 youtube videos a month
-Make at least 3 Avenger Initiative blog posts a week
-Make at least 1 Big Wanger blog post a week
-Earn $100 over the internet by selling shirts, advertisements, ebay, scams, or whatever
-Sell my Transformers toy collection on ebay

ACTIVITIES
-Go snowboarding at least once
-Go swimming for fun
-Listen to all the audio books I’ve burned
-Find a part time job during the Spring semester

SCHOOL
-Study ahead in class
-Don’t skip any classes
-Don’t enter finals with a borderline 90% grade like always

ODD
-Flirt with a girl online
-Drink at most 1 can of soda a month
-Keep my turtle alive
-Keep watching the tv show Heroes
-Get slapped in the face
-Don’t knowingly kill any insects found in my house
-Keep taking advantage of the local library
-Don’t get into a car accident
-Stand in front of an audience without acting stupid
-Consume zero alcoholic beverages or chocolates


Well, that's good enough for now.